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Me: There’s this simmering thing between Leonardo and April O’ Neil from the cartoons. Even the latest series has them.

@MogiYgJahat: *HORRIFIED look*

@tsundayrae: *starts laughing at Mogi’s face*

Mogi: You mean since the cartoon series they were teaching bestiality?

Me: *grins and laugh*

Mogi: I’m imagining that turtle mating video with the sound.

Me and @tsundayrae: *hysterical laughter for 5 minutes non-stop*

Ah Mogi, don’t ever change!

Original entry as appearing at Ink to Screen.

Malay version here. English below the cut. XD

Helo helo sayang
Awak panggil, tak boleh dengar
Tak ada servis kat sini la
Di kelab ini

Apa, apa, tak dengar la
Ah, talian hampir putus
Maaf, tak boleh dengar la
Sini sibuk sikit

Sibuk sikit
Sibuk sikit
Maaf tak dengar, sibuk sini

Tunggu kejap
Lagu suka I dah sampai
Nak hantar mesej pun tak boleh
I pegang air di tangan la
Patut awak panggil lebih awal
I memang free
Tapi kini awak nak panggil
Sekarang saya sibuk la

Jangan, jangan panggil!
Tak mau fikir lagi!
Tangan dan mindaku di lantai tari
Jangan, jangan panggil!
Tak mau cakap lagi
Tangan dan mindaku di lantai tari

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Jangan panggil lagi!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Saya sibuk la!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Jangan panggil lagi!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…

Panggil seberapa awak suka
Tapi tiada siapa akan jawab
Saya pun tak nak angkat
Kini di kelab
Menikmati minuman
Saya tak nak angkat!

Panggil seberapa awak suka
Tapi tiada siapa akan jawab
Saya pun tak nak angkat
Kini di kelab
Menikmati minuman
Saya tak nak angkat!

Beyonce:
Budak, cara you panggil saya
Takkan buat saya balik cepat
Buat saya jalan lebih cepat
Tinggalkan kawan lebih cepat
Patut saya biarkan telefon di rumah!
Kerana ini memalukan!
Kau panggil macam lintah darat
Maaf, tak boleh jawab!

Bukannya tak suka awak
Tapi saya kat parti
Dah jelak dengan
Telefon berdering-dering
SESEKALI AKU RASA MACAM AKU TINGGAL DI CUSTOMER SERVICE TMNET
MALAM NI AKU TAK JAWAP SEMUA PANGGILAN SEBAB AKU AKAN MENARI <– contributed by kidchan XD

Jangan, jangan panggil!
Tak mau fikir lagi!
Tangan dan mindaku di lantai tari
Jangan, jangan panggil!
Tak mau cakap lagi
Tangan dan mindaku di lantai tari

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Jangan panggil lagi!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Saya sibuk la!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Jangan panggil lagi!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…

Panggil seberapa awak suka
Tapi tiada siapa akan jawab
Saya pun tak nak angkat
Kini di kelab
Menikmati minuman
Saya tak nak angkat!

Maaf, nombor awak panggil tiada dalam perkhidmatan. Sila rujuk nombor tersebut atau cuba lagi nanti.

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Original entry as appearing at Reach Into Your Soul.

So Grayfox comes over to my PC and asks me to send a message to one of our technicians:

Grayfox: Can you tell Jack that I’m ready?

Me: … Ok. *sends MSN message*

(4:12:34 PM) Me: Grayfox says he’s ready
(4:12:37 PM) Me: … ready for what I dunno

I thought that was bad enough, but the reply:

Jack: yayaa
Jack: a while

*facepalm*

Inner office joke.

Original entry as appearing at Reach Into Your Soul.

It’s one thing if your client thinks you’re married, it’s quite another when the office thinks so.

Chris: *After being told that one of the newer designers think that he’s married with kids* Ok, it’s a good reason to get married.

A few minutes later:

Twitter: chris:Not So Good Reason To Get Married #1: It may be time to get hitched when you’re single but others think you’re already married with kids! :P

~~~~~

Not too long later, in a meeting:

Client: We’ve had some people caption the pictures as Dirty Weekend.

Chris: I don’t think we should use that on our site.

A few minutes later:

Chris: What kind of people create such images? *in between dirty laughing from previous statement*

Original entry as appearing at Broken Shield and Sword.

My attempt at really bad, clichéd and horrible lyrics inspired by the emo-sounding song that is Kalafina’s sprinter. Writing these lyrics gave me a small toothache (no joke). I had fun though! I love watching all those videos, which make sense if you watch the series but none if you don’t. :P This was fun!

Imprisoned by my own hands
I had no hope of redemption
Till your voice called me
And your hand reached out

There was no hope for me
I thought I was unreachable in this darkness
This cold, comforting isolation
Until you broke through

I grabbed your hand and didn’t let go
You brought me back into the light
The hot and bright world threatened to overwhelm me
But you said “Trust me”

I won’t go back to the prison
I’ll make my own way here
With just your words “Live”
I’ll survive

Original entry as appearing at Broken Shield and Sword.