Keeyong: It’s near Pudu Jail (referring to this)
Me: Yeah, that’s where all the dead bodies are.
The Godfather: *wide eyes, terrified look on face* Dun bluff wei.
[Ian]: Dead bodies?
Me: From Pudu Jail.
The Godfather: Dun bluff wei. Dun bluff. *the look on his face was priceless*
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The Godfather: i want to be reincarnated as a cat
CJ: I want to adopt the Godfather and get him fixed
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Fef: Then we shared the fingers.
Context below cut:
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Me: I’m going for Nescafe, anyone want anything?
Ian: *after a brief silence* Where is this Fondle Cafe?
Office: *crickets*
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While reporting to Happy about our training…
Happy: Healthy constipation?
Me and Fef: *ded of laughter*
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Fef: I only have one ball.
Sometime later:
Fef: To be fair, I was only holding one ball.
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Nyan: *pats mE*
Me: Chibi ja nai. -_-”
Fef: *horrified look* I heard STD.
Me: *throws Shugo at Fef*
Happy: I heard conjunctivitis.
Me + Fef: *ded of lol*
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Me: Ok, I know this may sound wrong, but does anyone have anything I can bite on?
Princess: Here, my nuts.
/Out of context
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Me: … if I die it’s all your fault XD
Rin: a challenge of epic proportions
Rin: it’s okay, if you die halfway at least you leave a solid body of work behind
Me: … solid body
Rin: win-win situation
Me: … BODY
Rin: :D
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In today’s out of context conversations:
Aturan: What’s the proper way to do it?
Marauderz: The proper way to do it is to stick it where the sun don’t shine until we need it.
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Fef: *to Princess* Your face is so red.
Princess: *heard it as* You think it’s so rude?
Happy: Take his fruits?
Me: Huh, the teeth is fruits?
Dedicated to the awesome Eight. Your legacy lives on. XD
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Happy: *something something* Give kids to schools…
Me and Fef: Give kids to schools?
Happy: … *headdesks* I meant give drinks to schools. Did I really say “Give kids to schools?”
Me and Fef: Yes. XD
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Fef: [To Princess] Are you touching my legs?
A few seconds later:
Fef: Good thing I’m wearing thongs today (she said pants, I heard as thongs).
20 Mins later:
Happy: My hands are tired.
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Ian: Sorry to steal Happy* from you, Chris.
Chris: It’s ok, I’m done with him anyway.
* Happy is the Social Media Dept Head in the office.
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Eight: Ok la, then we’ll just follow the price fart.
Received over MSN:
High: they used dogs to bomb in the boston marathon?
Eight: before the marathon actually
Eight: but the bombs were planted after
Eight: the security check
High: wait, you’re saying they use dog sniffer to detect explosives or plant bomb? ;)
Eight: yea of course
And then…
Eight: ahhahahahahahaha
Eight: i just read that
Eight: hahahhaha
Eight: PLANT BOMB of course, what else are those paws for!?
Eight: :P
High: serious?
High: i didn’t know dogs know how to plant bomb
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Eight: What’s wrong with “Flash your card” ?
Secret: Flash your cock? You shouldn’t do that in public you know.
Me and Eight: *facepalms and snerks*
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Secret: I want to drink some mojitos~
Ole: You want to drink mosquitos?
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Today’s gem from Eight:
Don’t let your kid be another sarcastic.
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Me: There’s a problem with that place.
Eight: There’s a bomoh** in that place? *with horrified look on face*
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Eight: Well, at least they’ve got all the important signs.
Me: Like the taking blood sign? *referring to mosquitoes in the island resort photo*
**bomoh = shaman
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JPY: I reads it!
Me: You read skin?
30 seconds later:
Me: I hate coming back from leave or being sick. The flood of emails.
Eight: A flood of Indians?
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