[Copywriter Chronicles] On Jackets and Pregnancy

[geminianeyes]

TTL: Chris Your leather jacket makes you look fat. *points to tummy*

Chris: It’s ok, I’m having Zac Efron’s baby.

Edit: Scroll down for more laughs!

Refer to this poster:

The Copywriter’s Chronicles would like to formally induct TTL as the newest member of the Gutter Order! She contributed this piece:

Me: *To Dria* If you can generate your own static, then you should touch CC and see how he jumps.

CC: Wah, don’t teach people bad things la. *Note: CC is a boy.

Me: True what, last week he touched me, and we both heard the BZZT! He got shocked!

TTL: Geminianeyes… touched you sounds very wrong la.

Me: *Headdesks*

CC: Ya la, make me no value already (aka no more romance value)

Me: … *adds this to the copywriter chronicles*

Additional:

Grayfox’s remark on TTL joining: The Force is strong in her.

Original entry as appearing at Broken Shield and Sword.