A letter to the week

Dear Week,

I'm sorry we got off on such a bad start on Monday. I know I mucked it up badly with the karma. Can we start afresh on Tuesday and make the rest of the week better?

Love
Me

PS: Mercury Retrogade keeps messing us up. :S I'm not sure I want him to be our consultant anymore.

[Copywriter's Chronicles] Falling Chickens

Spartacus is asking Ian about his blisters:

Spartacus: Something fell on you?
Ian: Chicken fell on me?
Spartacus: … ok, let’s go along with that. Did a chicken fall on you?

Original entry as appearing at Reach Into Your Soul.